Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a website pen full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.